There will be whores, and rumours of whores...
Tired of today’s pop tribulations? Longing for a simpler time? Considering eschewing men forever and becoming a lesbian, or just interested in what Robbie does when he’s alone? Then ask not what Rumours Of Whores can do for you: ask what you can do for Rumours Of Whores.

Rumours Of Whores produce music. We refuse to over-produce, partly because of idealism and partly because we're not very good at it. We combine a deep love of the disturbing with cheap Casio instruments and a broken Roland CR-78 we found in a skip. Dannii flat-out refuses to be in any of our tracks, and we're desperate for a female vocalist to do those shouty woah-oh bits like in Go West. We'd like to see the Euro adopted as official UK currency, and we don't like David Blaine much. We're inspired by emancipation, lesbians, gay sex, cheap 80s disco, shandy and curly wurlys. Rumours Of Whores is pathetically desperate for feedback. Sadly, there's no way for you to give us it. ROW is named after this node. Thank you, Mr Thefez.

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