2006: So Excited (I Could Vomit)
1. So Excited (I Could Vomit) [Dirty Bitch Radio Edit] 3:27
2. Come (And Be A Lesbian) 3:43
3. So Excited (I Could Vomit) [80s Techno Mix] 3:20
4. Come (And Be A Lesbian) [Tribadism Mix]
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About
Our first foray into the commercial world, back when we had a slight obsession with those 80s song names full of brackets. A friend of a friend promised us Dannii Minogue for the backing vocals, and a friend of a friend of a friend spotted her in Waitrose, although by the time we got there with a mike and a DAT recorder she'd checked out and buggered off. Sarah Brightman refused to take our calls, and we even tried Toni Basil for a while until someone told us she didn't do that kind of thing any more and was working in a shoe shop in Cheshire.
ROW does not give up; we recorded it ourselves and released it to critical silence way back in 2006. A recent 2008 remix of So Excited (I Could Vomit) is also available on last.fm, or you could email us an offer of cold, hard cash. We accept Paypal, valuables and sexual favours, in order of preference; if we're honest, ROW find it difficult to fit sexual favours in, what with all the groupies.
In addition to the 80s brackets, we felt that Chris and Neil deserved a slight orchestral tribute, so we spliced a few strings into the middle of Come (And Be A Lesbian), à la Left To My Own Devices. Spliced in a nice way, that is, not a naughty Bioshock kind of way...
Lyrics: So Excited (I Could Vomit)
We're going out to Kylie's party, I've got money in my pocket
We're going to spend it on some shandy. So excited, I could vomit
So excited I could vomit
We saw Robbie in the toilet, playing with his meaty rocket
Now he wants us to play with it. So excited, I could vomit
Colin Farrell called me over. Said, 'Like my face? Now sit on it!'
He's so naughty, but I'll do it. So excited, I could vomit
Lyrics: Come (And Be A Lesbian)
If you find your hair's a mess, and you're in a dirty dress.
Shave your head, wear dungarees. Dykey fashion's such a breeze.
If you've had enough of men, come and be a lesbian.
Out to choose a new lipstick, and you don't know which to pick?
Easier when you eat fish; no make-up, you're still a dish.
Had enough of your tight bra? Tell your boyfriend who you are!
Tell him to get out of it - find a girl who'll love your tits.
There's a moral to my song. Men are trouble, just plain wrong.
Girls are where our future lies... right between your girly thighs.
