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So Excited (I Could Vomit)
July 2006

1. So Excited (I Could Vomit)
[Dirty Bitch Radio Edit]

2. Come (And Be A Lesbian)

3. So Excited (I Could Vomit)
[80s Techno Mix]

So Excited (I Could Vomit) was ROW's first foray into the realms of pre-ironic, half-iconic, post-90s europop. It was originally released in promo form under the name Chip Shop Boys, a shy-but-sly nod to Chris and Neil. Following a cease and desist letter from some two-bit, half-wit outfit, CSB ceased trading in July of 2006 and shut up shop. Never ones to let a good song go to waste, Rumours Of Whores re-formed, re-mixed and re-released. We got the idea from Frankie. No promos this time: we can't afford it, but that's nothing new. So listen here...

So Excited (I Could Vomit)

We're going out to Kylie's party
I've got money in my pocket
We're going to spend it on some shandy
So excited, I could vomit
I'm so excited
I could vomit

We saw Robbie in the toilet
Playing with his meaty rocket
Now he wants us to play with it
So excited, I could vomit

I'm so excited
I could vomit

Colin Farrell called me over
Said, "Do you like my face? Sit on it!"
So naughty, but I'll do it
So excited, I could vomit

I'm so excited
I could vomit

Come (And Be A Lesbian)

If you find your hair's a mess
And you're in a dirty dress
Shave your head, wear dungarees
Dykey fashion's such a breeze
If you've had enough of men
Come and be a lesbian

If you've had enough of men
Come and be a lesbian

Out to choose a new lipstick
And you don't know which to pick?
Easier when you eat fish
No make-up, you're still a dish

If you've had enough of men
Come and be a lesbian

Had enough of your tight bra?
Tell your boyfriend who you are!
Tell him to get out of it
Find a girl who'll love your tits

If you've had enough of men
Come and be a lesbian

There's a moral to my song
Men are trouble, just plain wrong
Girls are where our future lies
Right between your girly thighs!

If you've had enough of men
Come and be a lesbian